There are lessons to be learned from the content of this song!
- Do not go into bars and get totally drunk!
- Do not pick up with loose drunken women!
- Do not take her home with you just because you want to get laid.
- Ask her a few casual questions, for example: what is your name, are you married, do you come to this crappy bar on a regular basis?
Finally if she gives you all of that information are you too drunk to evaluate her answers or even care? The answer is no doubt yes, that’s why this song is so popular!